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Free shipping for orders of $50 or more
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The most talked about,
written about, over analyzed, laughed at, political product ever. Who knows how many nuts it will crack!
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Works like a charm.
Just lift up the solid steel corkscrew, twist it into the cork, and pull. Its a great opening act!
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Shown in shipping box
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The perfect gift for You Know Who
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Free shipping for orders of $50 or more
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Check out the Hillary Nutcracker just about everywhere:
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Check out Corkscrew Bill on YouTube:
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What the best known unidentified source is hearing on the street:
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"Actually, I'm still scared to take my Hillary Nutcracker out of the box."
---Barack Obama
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"Corkscrew Bill has made us all much bigger wine drinkers!"
---the Dallas Cheerleaders
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"My friends, there's so many nuts
in Washington those stainless steel
thighs will never get rusty."
---John McCain
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""I'm one of those guys who's always wanted to go out and just
screw around with Bill."
---Dick Cheney
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"After using Corkscrew Bill,
I wanted a cigarette.
And I don’t even smoke!"
---Nancy Pelosi
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"I know where I'll be doing all my gift shopping!"
---Laura Bush
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"It's much more fun when you
have them both on the table to play with."
---George W. Bush
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Sorry, we can't sell wine.
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© 2008 Eagleview USA, Inc.
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All quotes from America's most respected unidentified source. In other words, we made them up.
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Hillary Nutcracker - Patent Pending, Corkscrew Bill - Patent Pending
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