Official Site of the new 2016 Hillary Nutcracker for President! The most trusted name in nutcrackers. Feel the power of her stainless steel thighs! She's historical, hysterical, collectible and great for pecan pies! GET A GRIP AMERICA! The only nutcracker making national headlines.

In 2007, we introduced a blue Hillary Nutcracker which is still for sale online. It is outdated and only recommended for collectors.

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